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Masti
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
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Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children
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"Your future depends on your dreams". So go and sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day. Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody". But why take the risk!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So, why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A Railway station is where rail stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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